Well, my gentle snowflakes, I did NOT fall from the face of the earth. No. I did not leave the country. No. I did not fall passionately in love and spend the past week staring longingly into the eyes of my beloved oblivious to all else. No. Much more mundane. I was ill.
We go on.
Maxine says today: "I do a lot of charity work ... that is, if volunteering my opinion counts."
Seems Maxine has been reading the blog -- hope she has been missing me.
Gird your blue-veined loins, folks. The show is about to begin.
Meanwhile, go read Tom Degan.