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It just doesn't get any better stated than this:

When the President took office, not only had the car gone into a ditch, the car had flipped over and was rolling down a steep embankment. We, the American people, were in the back seat, and the Bush Administration had removed all the seat belts, so we were all flying around the interior of this car as it was rolling and flipping and careening down this steep embankment, headed to a 2,000 foot cliff. And at the bottom of that cliff were jagged rocks. And alligators.

Now, at noon on January 20th, 2009, as the car was careening toward the cliff, George W. Bush jumped out of the car.

President Obama somehow managed to dive in through the window, take the wheel and get control of the thing just inches before it went over the precipice. Then, he and Congress starting pushing this wreck back up the embankment. Now you can’t push a car up an embankment as fast as it careens down the embankment, especially if some people are trying to push against you. But we got it going in the right direction. And slowly we’ve gotten ourselves up the embankment, out of the ditch and onto the shoulder of the road.

There. That’s what happened. Al Franken

You don't believe it?

The Democrats actually managed to shrink the deficit -- in spite of the all the Republican "help" (help 1--most recent), (help 2), (help 3), and on and on and on, from the very beginning of the current administration.

The GOP is like a criminally reckless 16-year-old complaining that he's abused because his parents didn't have enough in savings to buy him a car--all while conveniently ignoring the fact that all the money was spent bailing him out of jail.

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Republicans at their core always need someone to hate and hate some more.

They are addicted to it.













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VOTE! There are 15 days until the November 2 elections.

Early voting is ongoing in Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Maine, Montana, Nevada, New Mexico, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Vermont, West Virginia, Wisconsin and Wyoming.

Virginia allows early absentee voting under certain circumstances.

New Jersey allows voting by mail.

Oklahoma will allow early in person absentee voting on the Friday and Monday before 2 November 2010.

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Bring back pre-existing conditions.

----Vote Republican.

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There Is An Election Coming

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Let me get this straight:

• the Republicans drove the bus into the ditch;
• they stood by and refused (remember all those "NO" votes?) to help pull/push it out;
• now they think we should vote for them (let them take back the driver's seat) because they have clean clothes?
  

Really?

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It's Me Again, Margaret

--Helen Philpot scores again!

Here is my pledge to you Margaret. I hope you like it.

I pledge that I will actually read the Constitution before pledging to uphold it. And I pledge that if I am too stupid to understand its intent, I won’t become a politician.

I pledge not to start two wars, give tax breaks to millionaires, ruin the economy and then get mad when someone shows me the bill.

I pledge not to be a hypocrite or a Tea Party Republican – whichever comes first.

I pledge to remember that religious freedoms apply to all religions including the lack of a religion. And I pledge to remember that no matter how much I believe in my religion, I will remember that my neighbor believes in his religion just as much. And finally, I pledge that if I believe in my religion too much I will keep it to myself.

I pledge to stop calling Sarah Palin a stupid bitch when she finally admits that she is too stupid to run this country. At that point I will simply call her a bitch and let the stupid speak for itself.

I pledge that I won’t hate gay people in public and then sleep with them in private.

I pledge to accept the fact that John McCain really can’t pull his head out of his ass at this point. It’s in too deep.

I pledge not to be shocked when Rick Sanchez announces his new show on Fox News.

I pledge to remember that there are 6 billion people in the world and only 300 million of them live in the United States . And with 300 million Americans to choose from, we can’t do better than John Boehner? Really?

And Margaret, my dear, I pledge that I will vote on November 2. I meant it. Really.

VOTE!

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Houston, We Have A Problem....

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